The Doctor's stuck in the Pandorica
Amy might be dead
And Rory's a roman with a gun inside his hand
Seems like things aren't going as planned.
River's in the TARDIS,
The TARDIS is on fire,
She's feeling the heat on repeat,
She'll require someone she can trust,
Someone with a bowtie
But he's been locked up
And left to die
Oh my lord, what will they do,
It seems impossible to get through.
My mind is blown, I bet yours is too,
Well I guess this is Doctor Who.
Rory's quite distressed,
And he starts to sob,
When The Doctor appears with a mop,
"Get me out of the Pandorica."
"But you're not in the Pandorica."
"Yes I am, well, yes I was
It's complicated but I won't explain it because"
Then he disappeared into a hazy fuzz.
That man, I can't explain
Why he does the things he does.
Oh my lord, I don't have a clue
These paradoxes are hard to construe.
My mind is blown, I bet yours is too,
Well I guess this Doctor Who.
It's the Big Bang Two,
And I need to review,
What on earth just happened
Before my eyes?
Time has gone askew,
The universe has too.
I'll try and explain to you
The Big Bang Two.
The Big Bang Two.
Doctor's got River's vortex manipulator,
Which he'll use to meet Rory 2000 years later,
When they find Amy after her sleep in the box.
They realize the sun is the exploding TARDIS,
Doctor saves River from the imitated star.
This woman, when she's back
Can't help but point out the obvious.
Oh my god he's wearing a fez,
Oh my god he's wearing a fez,
Oh my god he's wearing a fez,
Oh my god he's wearing a fez.
A dalek pops up out of nowhere,
Shoots The Doctor, kills him,
Quite unfair.
He jumps back 12 minutes to the stairs,
He's dead.
And everyone despairs,
Little do they know,
The Doctor lies,
He's gone stopping the universe's demise.
Amy says her last goodbyes,
Doctor flies up into the skies.
The universe is back, it's true,
But The Doctor has said his final adieu.
Maybe you'll come back if she
Remembers you.
It's the Big Bang Two,
And I need to review,
What on earth just happened
Before my eyes?
Time has been renewed,
The universe has too.
But Amy still can't help but cry.
There's someone missing.
The question is Who?
Then she remembers.
Something old,
Something new,
Something borrowed,
Something blue.
And that's the Big Bang Two
I hope it didn't confuse you.
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